wow some shit has gone down for me recently. I got banned from reviewing for 2 days because i gave an abusive review for a K0rkz movie (i f*cking hate K0rkz), i lost my microphone in the meantime, so i have no way of finishing my next movie, and K0rkz movies are still getting through. FYI: k0rkz is a group of spammers, just so you know. Oh and my dad was shot in the leg a few weeks ago, but that doesn't matter apparently b/c he grew up in a shitty crime ridden suburb of chicago, where i was born as well, and he didn't care much. Oh and my xbox exploded too. If only i could get a damn new cd-drive for it. I bet that it was K0rkz who came by and jacked off into my xbox while i was sleeping, and then stole my microphone, but my dad tried to stop K0rkz and got shot in the leg. Then K0rkz made a whole slew of shit submissions and hacked into my profile and then wrote a bad review for its own movie, got me banned, then moved to some crappy chicago suburb under the assumed name of Francis McKenzie, fell in love with a nun and ran away with her and started a family. They had one boy. But K0rkz grew a terrible gambling debt with the mexican mafia, who in turn torched his home and family in a horrible arson. K0rkz fled to Louisiana after the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina, found enough money in a flooded home to catch a bus to Idaho. Saw a child mowing a lawn, who reminded him of his dead son, and decided to become his new father while slowly poisioning the real one. K0rkz would pop in periodically to talk to the child, thus assuming the role of father figure, while trying to impregnate his mother. Then K0rkz changed his name to Josh Bend, then eventually Bedn. He stole cadny.