I am now, and forevermore, Voting 0 for every submission that is less than 200 KB. If it is between 200KB and 700KB, i might consider voting fairly on it. If it is between 700KB and 1MB, I will vote fairly, but Voting 3 will be as high as i go. And if it is 1MB and above, I will Vote fairly with all Voting levels. I am tired of relentless spamming that of which has submissions of 70KB and under. So be aware, if you cant take the time and care to make something decent, you shouldn't make it at all.

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wow some shit has gone down for me recently. I got banned from reviewing for 2 days because i gave an abusive review for a K0rkz movie (i f*cking hate K0rkz), i lost my microphone in the meantime, so i have no way of finishing my next movie, and K0rkz movies are still getting through. FYI: k0rkz is a group of spammers, just so you know. Oh and my dad was shot in the leg a few weeks ago, but that doesn't matter apparently b/c he grew up in a shitty crime ridden suburb of chicago, where i was born as well, and he didn't care much. Oh and my xbox exploded too. If only i could get a damn new cd-drive for it. I bet that it was K0rkz who came by and jacked off into my xbox while i was sleeping, and then stole my microphone, but my dad tried to stop K0rkz and got shot in the leg. Then K0rkz made a whole slew of shit submissions and hacked into my profile and then wrote a bad review for its own movie, got me banned, then moved to some crappy chicago suburb under the assumed name of Francis McKenzie, fell in love with a nun and ran away with her and started a family. They had one boy. But K0rkz grew a terrible gambling debt with the mexican mafia, who in turn torched his home and family in a horrible arson. K0rkz fled to Louisiana after the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina, found enough money in a flooded home to catch a bus to Idaho. Saw a child mowing a lawn, who reminded him of his dead son, and decided to become his new father while slowly poisioning the real one. K0rkz would pop in periodically to talk to the child, thus assuming the role of father figure, while trying to impregnate his mother. Then K0rkz changed his name to Josh Bend, then eventually Bedn. He stole cadny.

And it will be awesome.

People really seem to like it!!! VOTE 5!!!

Its doing great, and its a sequal to one of my other flash movies.

Sorry i forgot the picture in the last one.
Enjoy my Italian/British/Polish/Austrian/Hungar ian/Canadian Face Bitches!!!

Enjoy my Italian/British/Polish/Austrian/Hungar ian/Canadian Face Bitches!!!

Ever since i became agnostic, i haven't been able to create flash films at all! I need to become religious again or else i am doomed to uncreativeness forever!!! But once you become agnostic, its pretty damn hard to go back. All i need is proof that the afterlife exists (ghosts, demons, ouigi boards, barack obama not getting assassinated after he is elected) and i will flourish with fresh ideas. I mean seriously, so far i've created 5 TITLE SCREENS!!! Almost no animation whatsoever...

BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGAH!!!!!!!

Greatest Achievement EVAH!!!

http://achievementgen.info/view.php?ac h=24215

Im gettin some random presents for being born!!!!!!

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